Florida Man November 9th is another scary event in the life of the Florida man. On the 9th November, what did the Florida man do? Read the in depth story below:

Florida man November 9th 2015 – Florida man caught smuggling carrots over Mexican border

On November 9th 2015 a Florida man was caught smuggling extra large carrots over the Mexico border, after tunneling for 47 miles south of the border. The Florida man was caught when he was trying to cross the fence underneath, and let out a giggle as he farted. 

The fart and giggle were heard by local security, who proceeded to smash the ground up and catch the Florida man in the act. Little did the Florida man know that it was perfectly legal to take carrots over the border, but it was illegal to tunnel underneath, so he was sentenced to 26 months in jail for the crime. 

Florida man November 9th 2018 – Florida man caught masturbating into high school PVA glue pots

On November 9th 2018 a high schooler in Tampa Bay, Florida, was caught masturbating into PVA glue pots by his teacher, Erik Bitty, aged 91. 

The teacher had become suspicious of the Florida man and his habits when the PVA glue stopped sticking things together properly and became stringy, and others in the class were worried that their work was not up to standard when it would not mesh together properly. 

After placing a camera in the classroom, the teacher caught the Florida man masturbating into the PVA pots 9 times per day, which explained why all of the pots were of bad quality. 

Florida man November 9th 2021 – Florida man wins female dance competition

On the 9th of November 2021 a Florida man was attacked after he won an all female dance competition, whilst wearing a dress, tights and wig. The Florida man was trans and had gender reassignment surgery, so he believed he should have been eligible to compete with the others, but unfortunately this was not within the permitted rules of the competition. 

The Florida man was attacked, beaten and covered in tar as he was thrown out of the building, and was heavily shamed online on all 9 social media platforms available at the time. 

Our thoughts

Poor Florida man, he just wanted to dance and his dreams were taken away from him. The high school Florida man was certainly a naughty one, but we have to admit it’s a brilliant prank if anything and the Florida man who was caught smuggling carrots, well he is just an idiot. 

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